Gypsum Weed

Gypsum weed is a nasty little devil. People’s toes have been lost to the stuff. Certain creatures’ toes too. People seem to forget this, though, and are always bringing gypsum weed around. Whenever I see anyone with a stalk of the stuff, I declare aloud I won’t have it. People typically clear the area of gypsum weed when they hear this declaration, but some simply carry on as if I hadn’t said anything at all. I always find this quite upsetting.